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  Blondes are Bright  
     
 
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom.
                    
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the
bed, sweating and panting.

                    'What's up?' she asks.

                    'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.
                
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up
and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in
your closet, and she's got no clothes on!'
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips
open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her
sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet
floor.

                    'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

                    'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're
running around naked scaring the kids!!'