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  Interesting Signs  
     
 
Read this sign Carefully :
       TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
 
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Make sure you follow all instruction in a Laundromat:
       AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: 
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
 
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In a London department store you have a problem with directions:
       BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
 
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In an office someone has a sense of humour:
       WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY 
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
 
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In an office tea break is also a P.E. break:
       AFTER TEA BREAK 
STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING BOARD
 
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Outside a second-hand shop, read it carefully:
       WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. 
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
 
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Some shops just don't offer a lot of confidence - notice in health food shop window:
       CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
 
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At a Safari Park a comma surely makes the difference :
       ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
 
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Seen during a conference:
     
 FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, 
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
 
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Notice in a farmer's field:
       THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, 
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
 
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A very useful leaflet:
      IF YOU CANNOT READ, 
THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
 
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Repair shop are very important in society, 
notive on the repair shop door :
      WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. 
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)