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  Irish in the Wild West 2  
     
 
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the
woods.                 
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to
the mouth of a small cave.                  
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and
listened closely until he heard an answering,                 
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!                  
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.                  
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian
what it was all about.                  
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'                  
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating
season when Indian men see cave, they holler                  
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in
there waiting for us.                  
Just then they came upon another cave.                  
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and
hollered,                  
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'                  
Immediately, there was the answer.                  
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.                  
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.                  
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then spied a third large cave.                  
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking,                  
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger
than those the Indians found.                  
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'                  
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might                  
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard
an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'  
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.                 
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
read ...............






                  NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!