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  Irish in the Wild West  
     
 
After days in the wilderness Paddy and Mick stumble into a bar in the
Wild West and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money
and the barman won't give them credit! Just then a bloke walks in
with a Red Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his head
and says,"I hate Indians. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the
ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me
the head of a Red Indian, I will give them $100,000. The two
Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red Indian.
Later that day they see one, and Mick throws a stone which hits the
Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands 70ft
down a ravine. Paddy and Mick dash down into the ravine where Paddy
starts sawing the Indian's head off.

Suddenly Mick says, "Paddy look at this..."

Paddy says, "In a minute"

"No, look at this..."says Mick.

"No, can't you see I'm fookin busy....."

Mick grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 10,000 Indians
standing at the top of the ravine.

"Fook me," says Paddy, "we're gonna be millionaires!"