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  How to Sex a Fly  
     
 
     
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter.
What are you doing? She asked.
Hunting flies He responded.
Oh, killed any? She asked.
Yep, 3 males and 2 females he replied.
Intrigued she asked : How can you tell them apart?
He responded 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.