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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" S he says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The Priest says, " Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" S he says, "That he did, Father." The Priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun... ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. T he drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"