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  Jokes - Irish  
     
 
 
                        
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
S he says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night."
The Priest says, " Oh, Mary, that's terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
S he says, "That he did, Father."
The Priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said,
'Please Mary, put down that damn gun... '

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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits
down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
T he drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side
either!"
 
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