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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger,
sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement.  When you are done you will have
a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

                      
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
                     
                      
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

                      

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

                      
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

                      
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.