The Wish  
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag
on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man
reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and
sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a
small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag
once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of
the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a
beautiful piece by Mozart! 
'Where on earth did you get that?' says the
bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he
pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub
So the bartender rubs the lamp and suddenly there's a gust of smoke
and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish.
Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets
real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few
moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another
duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and
they keep coming! 

The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I
think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a
million ducks.' 
'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I
asked for a 12 inch pianist?