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  Useful Definitions  
     
  School A place where papa pays and son plays.  
  Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.  
  Nurse A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.  
  Divorce Future tense of Marriage  
  Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.  
  Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.  
  Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.  
  Father  A banker provided by nature.  
  Criminal A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.  
  Boss A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.  
  Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.  
  Classic Books, which people praise, but do not read.  
  Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.  
  Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.  
  Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead